teacher: there are 3 crows on a fence. 1 gets shot how many are left?
student: none
teacher: maybe u misheard me, i said there are 3 crows and 1 gets shot
student: i know,but i one gets shot the other ones will fly away
teacher: thats not right, but i like the way you think
student: heres one for u, 3 woman are in an ice cream parlor, one is licking her icecream, one is biting her ice cream and one is sucking her icecream
student: so here is the question which one is married
teacher: the one sucking her ice cream
student: actually the one with the wedding ring but i like the way u think
is this funny i got it in an email
Teacher and student funny or not?
Funny! 10!
Reply:pretty smart kid if you ask me
Reply:either you or someone lese posted this the other day.
Reply:Always funny.
Reply:the one with the...no. (kidding)--I didnt laugh out loud if that's what you mean..decent joke though
Reply:i guess thats funny
Reply:i HEARD DiS ONE EXCEPT THEY USED APPlES =]
Reply:I think it's funny, but I have an immature sense of humour.
I've heard the first part of that joke before, but not with that added part of the women with ice cream, and the teacher student bit.
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